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		<title>Pamp Ass Grass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 19:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Grass is A Suncrop</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 14:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me &#8211; How can I help you? Customer &#8211; I want to grow some grass in my backyard. Me &#8211; Awesome!  What can I help you with? Customer &#8211; I have read that putting peat moss down over the grass seed is a good thing. Me &#8211; Oh.  Okay.  We usually just recommend hay or straw, but if you have heard that peat moss is a good thing, I am sure it is. Customer  - I need some grass that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Seasons of a Garden Urn.. Beverley Would be Proud</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>God is a Muskrat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a policy at the garden center that states that if a tree or shrub dies in the first year after purchase, we will replace it for free.    But the guarantee does not cover quite everything&#8230; Customer &#8211; I bought a weeping willow here last year&#8230; Me &#8211; Oh &#8211; what a nice tree! Customer &#8211; Well&#8230; it died. Me &#8211; Oh dear! Customer &#8211; I have my receipt. Me &#8211; Thank you. Customer &#8211; So can I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beware The Dreaded LBS Deer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes customers at the garden center are so determined that the problems with their plants are absolutely, impossibly, absurdly, difficult to diagnose &#8211; that you have to get a little inventive to give them a solution. Fortunately &#8211; this is not a problem for me&#8230; Customer &#8211; I have a strange question for you&#8230; Me &#8211; I bet you do. Customer &#8211; Uh&#8230;   Well, I have a Little Princess Spirea&#8230; Me &#8211; How strange! Customer &#8211; Uh&#8230; that is [...]]]></description>
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