My book club recently met to discuss The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. This small and unassuming book has sold over 65 MILLION copies and holds the Guinness Book of World Records for being translated into more languages than any other book by a living author. I did not know any of these facts about the book when I was reading it and I am glad. If I had known, I am sure it would have colored my perception of the book. Instead, I read the book completely unaware that I was holding a cultural phenomena in my hands.
The book was met with mixed reviews by the members of my book club, however the spicy, roasted red pepper hummus that Dina served alongside our book club discussion was met with hearty approval all around. I hope she sends me that recipe soon! Oh!… and that pretty blond with the glasses is one of the three blonds of Three Blonds and the Law.
I liked the book for the most part…
Until I began to grow weary of a few certain phrases…
But first a brief synopsis.
The Alchemist is the story of an adolescent shepherd boy who chooses to become a shepherd over entering the priesthood like his parents had hoped. One night while sleeping in an abandoned church on his ‘sheep route’, he has a dream. That dream eventually leads him to an old man called Melchizidek. Anyone familiar with Bible history will realize that this is probably a metaphor for God. Melchizidek equips the boy with a few items for his journey, requests payment for his wares and his sage counsel in sheep, and sends the boy off on a quest to find his treasure.
I enjoyed the boy’s journey. I was completely swept up in the story of his travels and his adventures until about two thirds of the way through the book. At which point I began to grow weary of a few phrases that seemed to jump out of every corner of the book. I started to feel as if I were being beaten over the head with these phrases. I began to attempt to avoid these phrases at all costs. I found myself ducking into the frozen food aisle of our small town grocery, to avoid being seen by these phrases. I began wearing dark sunglasses and a wig whenever I went out so that the phrases would not recognize me.
I refused to leave my house.
I put black paper on the windows.
I spoke in whispers
I hid out in the basement.
The phrases that I began to find very disturbing were…
The Soul of The World
The Language of The World
The Philosopher’s Stone
The Elixir of Life
and…
Personal Legend
These phrases appear in Coelho’s book something like a million times…
They are always capitalized to set them off.
I read these heavy handed phrases over and over and over again.
I eventually began to find the phrases absurd.
AND THEN… I started to feel like the book was a parody of itself.
AND THEN… I started to feel like the book was a Saturday Night Live skit.
AND THEN… I started to think that I was on Saturday Night Live and had to give the cute little speech that starts out the show.
AND THEN… I started to obsess about what I would wear when I was on Saturday Night Live giving the cute little speech.
AND THEN… I started to wonder about the last time I really saw a good Saturday Night Live…
AND THEN… I started to wonder about the last time I actually SAW Saturday Night Live…
I stopped watching it during the era of this particular actress…
Because I have never found her to be funny.
Not one single time.
Not even a teensy bit.
I just don’t get her.
Am I alone in this thinking?
Thus ends my review of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho.
And also of the actress/comedienne, Tina Fey.
P.S.
Did you know that Paulo Coelho has a blog?!?!
Check it out and you can tell him what you think about forgiving and forgetting. He wants to know!



















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