Here’s Another Pie Near Caption Contest Even Though You Are Probably Sick of Them!

April 13th, 2011

I know we just did this, but dang it!  I couldn’t pass up a chance to see what you guys would come up with on this one.

The best caption will win a $20.00 gift certificate to the online store of their choice.

I am working on the rest of the story that goes with this photo.  It’s a real tear jerker.  Stay tuned!


  • If you thought the blankets full of smallpox were bad, just wait until she’s done with you kemosabe.

  • Kell:

    “Love you more’n this Native’s luggage! …Oh wait, that’s me! Never mind!”

  • Dion:

    This ride is soooo much better than Marlboro Man! My nether regions are tingling!

  • Mo:

    Fancy puple tutu: $300
    Fancy orange boots and striped thigh highs: $250
    Trading PW for 200,000 acres + mineral rights: priceless

    • Mo:

      puple = purple!

  • km:

    Don’t leave her here with me !!!

  • km:

    no casinos on my land, take off that strumpet outfit and tell that chapped ass husband of yours to come back here and get you out of my sight. Haven’t you put us through enough already without inflicting this on our people?

  • What Ladd won’t do to get those Osage tribe mineral rights!

    • That’s awesome! LMAO!

  • Jill:

    Dude, here’s your squaw!

  • He didn’t know what she was saying, but the minute she began to utter words he knew he’d been screwed by the pale face yet again!

  • poppy:

    Hi, guys! Today I am channeling Maria Tallchief! Take a field trip today with all your homeschoolin’ buddies and come on down to the Wooloroc for a live re-enactment on how headrights are really procured! MM will be modeling the newest in Wrangler fashion and I’ll make sure Tia Juana keeps up with your demands for fry bread and chili in a Fritos bags! It’ll be a great time! The first two people to arrive will receive an actual Basset hound wrapped in a swaddling blanket and signed by little ol’ me! Very papoose-like! So, watch out for those state troopers on the Turnpike and Godspeed! Amen!! xoxoxo

  • Quick & Easy Mulligatawny!

    Bada bing.

    …………freshen things up with some chopped cilantro on top of each serving…

    Oh, you are not that kind of Indian?

  • Chris:

    Hey, Kemo-sabe, bring those panties back! The view is making me ill.

  • the editor:

    Not wait, seriously, come back! I think I’d be great on “Dancing with the Stars”!

  • Yo Kimosabe dude!!! come back! We’re going to take a pass on the red haired ballarina pretending loud mouthed having devil woman! COME BACK……..

  • “You probably don’t know this about me, but when I was a kid I always loved playing ‘Cowboys and Indians’ around the country club and ‘breastfeed the baby.’ That is, when I wasn’t dreaming about law school.

    Since FOREVER, Marlboro Man has wanted to try a threesome. I thought for two seconds before saying, ‘Sure, I’m game.” Anything for that firm sweat-beaded ranch-hot hiney o’ mine! So I got us Chief Starbucks for his birthday to liven things up. It can sure get lonely here on the ranch, even when there’s Marlboro Man to look at from all angles. And goodness knows that he’s tired of my pudgy pie face and billowy kaftans.

    I’m not sure where this will all end but I’ll post some hotel interiors later on!

    Yee-ha, y’all!”

  • priscilla:

    “The Ransom Of Red Head”

    • Diane Tulsa:

      HaHa! The best!

  • LucyJoy:

    WAIT! I changed my mind! I don’t want her!!!

  • LOL
    Can’t wait to hear the story behind the picture.

  • MaryG:

    It’s a fair trade, woman for land.

  • Maggee:

    WAIT!!!! Come back! I thought I won the kitchen aid mixer!

    • km:

      love it

  • km:

    The Great Escape

  • You can’t outrun me!
    And you ARE taking her back!

  • Carol:

    Marlboro Man:
    Best. Trade. Ever.

    Native American:
    Worst. Trade. Ever.