Pie Near Caption Contest Weiner Announced!

March 31st, 2011

Asset Hound

Submitted by – Jen.

Jen! JEN! You are the WEINER!

Please e-mail me at mysistersfarmhouse@live.com and we will settle up.

Thanks to everyone who entered.

LMAO is now a double entendre for me.  Even though I am not sure that makes any sense at all.

Speaking of double entendres…!  Here is a list of a few doozies from newspaper headlines that I found just now as I was checking to make sure that I spelled entendre correctly.


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


  • Jen:

    Wow, what an honor! Thanks so much for picking mine. I am very new to your site and Pie Near Woman is just brilliant.

  • Mo:

    Congrats Jen, I voted (in my mind) for your entry!

  • Congrats, Jen!

  • Congratulations, Jen! Loved your entry.

  • theresa:

    This has nothing to do with the caption wiener (which was really funny, by the way) but I thought you might enjoy this!!

  • Lily:

    Great pic! Please be sure and incorporate some of the other titles and commnets on the previous thread. There were quite a few LOL ideas phrases and comments that should be part of the official Ree Cannon you are creating.