Browsing Archives for March 2011

Asset Hound

Submitted by – Jen.

Jen! JEN! You are the WEINER!

Please e-mail me at and we will settle up.

Thanks to everyone who entered.

LMAO is now a double entendre for me.  Even though I am not sure that makes any sense at all.

Speaking of double entendres…!  Here is a list of a few doozies from newspaper headlines that I found just now as I was checking to make sure that I spelled entendre correctly.


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

I had the day off yesterday and I divided my time between planting all the cole crops in my garden and photographing Pie Near Woman in a variety of utterly hysterical foibles.

If you can think of a caption for the above photo, I will send you a prize. I don’t know what that prize will be yet, but I can guarantee you it won’t be as good as a Kitchen Aid Mixer.

Have a good one!


Mule Train Man Update

March 29th, 2011

Okay – so I opened the e-mail and the artist representative was very nice and did not call me a knife wielding maniac even one single time.  Then this person said that if the artist he/she is representing is selling prints on Wal-mart dot com, that is news to the both of them.  So I googled the artist again and sure enough there was the link I saw the first time…

Except it wasn’t to Wal-MART dot com…

It was to Wall- ART dot com!!!!

I am such an IDIOT!

So I am now asking the representative some more questions and hopefully we will work something out.

Thanks for the encouragement to open my e-mail!  What would I do without you?