I Was His First…

January 3rd, 2011


Remember Absentee Daddy and his response to the letter he allegedly received from PW?  (And I only say allegedly because we discussed whether or not it was a hoax in the comments on this blog and not because I don’t trust you with my whole heart AB Daddy!)  Well, that dude has done it again except this time, I am the subject of his post.

I… I… I don’t know what to say ABDaddy!  Except that what you wrote about me is like maybe the best blog post I have ever read in my life.  And yes, your drawings are not exactly flattering, but then again, you did choose to depict me in a rockin’ pink mini dress and so for that ABDaddy – you have my undying devotion.

So love you too AB Daddy!  Even if you weren’t my first!

I will always be yours!


  • DirtyKSmama - Nikki:

    If that can’t make your day, I don’t know what can.
    Better print it out and make copies, bind it, etc.
    Congrats to both of you!

  • I love it! Gee….Doesn’t that make you a bigamist in AbDaddy’s world!? :o) A WHOLE new chapter!

  • kathleen:

    Sacre Bleu! Rechelle, you minx! Holding out on us? Does the C D know? I wouldn’t say anything if I were you. At least wait until he’s building something, to keep his mind off his sorrow. I’m a little jealous of this hold you have over men. What’s your secret? Just between us girls.

  • susan:

    that is awesome rechelle!!!

    • I heart you Rechelle. Forever. Tragically.

      (And I’m only going to say this just this once, because I’m a satire writer, and I have a satirical persona to keep up…but my blog is…satire. I just *may* not really be a guy who abandoned his children and is generally horrible and detestable. Just a hint hjint. Shh.

  • And yet AGAIN someone new to follow. It’s not like I don’t have enough people to follow Rechele come on with the funny people… Really I mean seriously I mean come on….

    ( A popular, wealthy idiot, but an idiot, nonetheless. )

  • haha I saw that too…so jealous! LOL He is pretty awesome! Congrats! but… like…where did he go?

  • I love the pink dress! His stick figures were awesome! Love the blog worship! Count me in!