Christmas Creep – The Pulse is Fading Edition…

December 20th, 2010

Here are a few more entries into the Creepy Christmas Contest.

I have a feeling that Fido does not understand the real meaning of Christmas.

Someone pour this lady frog a cup of Christmas cheer!


Birds with matches!  My favorite expression of seasonal warmth.

Evidently the creepiness is waning, so I have decided to put this creepy Christmas contest out of it’s misery a mite early. I will pick a winner tomorrow evening. If you have an entry, please send it to The creepiest Christmas decoration wins a $25.00 gift certificate to the online store of the winner’s choice.

Overwhelmed by approaching holiday deadline,



  • Nanc in Ashland:

    Shudder! The birds with matches–kind of like the villagers with torches in Frankenstein!

    • Mo:

      I was just going to say this! I’m guessing pitchforks are too heavy for the birds to hold in their wings.

  • Dogs dressed up like people is creepy, especially if they have people hands, ie the Honda commercials from a few years ago: Ewwww!

  • DirtyKSmama - Nikki:

    Ha! I went through those dog picture ornaments looking for a Golden Retriever to give to my 13 y.o. old to commemorate the dog he adopted this year! Of course, we’re a rather sarcastic family – we have some pretty funky stuff on our tree. It’s more of a funny story/family history tree than a serious Jesus tree. Because having a tree in your house in December is all about Jesus, of course.

    LucyJoy – In my tacky defense, I would not have bought the ornament if the dog had hands. That IS creepy.

  • I have been looking for creepy, but haven’t found much new! I’ll comb my archives for a few more…

  • The birds with matches is rather odd…

  • Nancy:

    My favorite is still the Santa tied to the chimney. Just thinking about it makes me laugh!