Bible Rape Laws in Easy to Understand Flow Chart and Fake Steve Jobs Sticks Hot Poker Up Bigot’s Arse

December 7th, 2010

I can’t locate a source for this flowchart, but whoever made it sure did a great job of making a difficult biblical concept much easier to grasp.  Fun times to be a rape victim in the bible!  But I am positive that in God’s infinite wisdom, this all somewhow makes perfect sense.  Hopefully the creator of this chart will tackle the leprosy laws next.

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Check out Fake Steve Job’s response to having his store violated by a bunch of Christian bigots.  He does not even try to mince words people!  He is HOT!  And I don’t mean Johnny Depp in a pirate suit hot.  I mean Johnny Depp in a pirate suit stabbing a bigot in the arse with hot pokers HOT!  It’s a beautiful letter and perfectly timed to maximize the Christmas cheer for free thinkers everywhere.

Thanks to Joel for passing it along.



  • Kathy from NJ:

    Is the steve jobs link broken?

  • Rechelle:

    It’s working on my end.

  • Kay in KCMO:
  • Emily:

    I often find Steve Jobs really pretentious, but I’ve got to appreciate that post. Especially the bit about the red-hot pokers.

    I was thinking 43alley had a video on this in his “Atheist Reads the Bible” series, but now I can’t find it…

  • susan:

    That was the most awesome letter!!!! Spot on.

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