Winner for Pie Near Caption Contest Announced!

October 30th, 2010

“Honey, do these chaps make my ass look virile?”

Submitted by Joel Wheeler.



Joel, e-mail your shipping address to me at and I will send you Tim Gunn’s latest book.

There were so many other strong contenders in this contest.  I know, I know – I should have picked yours.  Even if you didn’t submit one, I should have picked it!  At least now I can rest assured that some of the people who read this blog are far more twisted than me. Here’s just a small sampling of the madness…

His wearing of her blue eyeshadow was too much for both wife and dog.  Pie Near Woman faints after MM announces he is giving up the faux ranching life to join the revival company of The Village People for a 6 month booking in Vegas. Charlie is just mimicking Pie Near Woman, because as we know, he is completely co-dependent. – submitted by NCme – Faux ranching!  Ha ha ha

No ! I’m his superflamboyant twin brother Marlboro Ma’am, now get up off the floor both of you. - submitted by KM

Yet another attempt by Pie Near Woman to see how many fundamentalist homeschooling mothers will adopt a ridiculous, impossible posture. – submitted by Meanie.  FINALLY – someone that is meaner than me!

Where in the hell is my Tim Gunn Book? – submitted by WV Kay

Gestating Wildly – Har har!

A Forgone Conclusion - Brilliant! – both by Shelley.


  • Jill:

    I just have to know. Is the Pie Near Woman going to give away expensive never worn clothes from her closet? Or is her only outfit the lovely tutu??

    • Rechelle:

      Pie Near Woman is the queen of the unworn tutu. She has thousands. Seriously though – those posts are so extremely strange.

  • Free Charlie! Run over Pie Near Woman!

  • WVKay:

    Yay. I got mentioned. I guess I’ll have to buy my own Tim Gunn book. Thanks Rechelle.

  • Bridget:

    I knew that I should have edited mine down. Brevity is the source of wit. Damn it. Congratulations to the winner! Do the rest of us get participation trophies? My self esteem might not be able to handle not getting a participation trophy.

  • GA in GA:

    Oh, shoot! I managed to forget to participate. Is there an award for completing the laundry on the day of the contest? If so, I think I won . . .

    BTW, congrats Joel. Good one!