Cannibal Pasly

January 28th, 2010

Me – Hey honey?

CD – What?

Me – Do people that eat too much human flesh develop a sort of palsy?

CD – What?

Me – You know…  do cannibals start to shake all the time because they eat other people?

CD – What are you talking about?

Me – In the movie The Book of Eli, the cannibals develop a shake because they eat too much human flesh.  Is that true?  Do you start to shake uncontrollably if you regularly eat human flesh?

CD – Well… I don’t know… Let’s see if I can remember…. In the last study that I read in the Journal of American Medicine where they fed five thousand humans on the flesh of five thousand other humans for six months…