Clay Advises

January 29th, 2009

My brother-in-law Clay is a man of many talents and much wisdom.

After all, he has managed to stay married to my sister April for a long, long, loooooooong time.


Speaking as a person who also lived with April for a long, long loooooong time, I can honestly tell you that this is no easy feat.


So Clay, how do you do it?

How do you keep the home fires burning?
How do you stay with my sister year after year after year…… after year?


Clay thought for a moment.


He reflected.


He chuckled softly to himself…


He gripped his forehead with his fingers…


He sank into desperation.

How do I do it?
How do I do it?
How do I do it???
He asked himself over and over again.
Finally he hit upon a few answers….


Candy!


Booze.


More Booze!


Thanks for sharing with us today Clay.

I am sure that you have helped a lot of people.

Comments

  • dorabee:

    It’s April’s apron, it’s gotta be the apron. Love that apron! That’s gotta be it.

  • Spoken/written like a true sister~