When You Visit My Sister…

November 3rd, 2008


Your arrival will be choreographed to the last detail…


And when I say choreographed…


I mean that quite literally…


There will be an arabesque in your honor…


As you are graciously gathered in…


And sashayed to the front porch…


You may think your hostess is a little crazy….


I mean look at those menacing teeth!

But then she would burst into song to accompany her beautiful ballet and you would know that she is not crazy…. she is not menacing….

She is only a girl who loves to entertain…

And when I say entertain….

I mean entertain!!!